I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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