everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize
