So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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