yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's just like the Real World with babies
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
