In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
this just has baby written all over it
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
