just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it glows. i had to have it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
