Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
please come you make the beer taste better
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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