It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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