It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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