Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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