So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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