come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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