i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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