I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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