I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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