I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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