i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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