Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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