I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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