it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i dont even know how to be here
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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