shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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