I am puke
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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