Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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