Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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