I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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