You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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