She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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