"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
