Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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