Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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