If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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