bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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