i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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