The maid of honor just puked.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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