Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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