I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
