need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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