I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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