Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i out mim tonsoeep
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
