3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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