He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just cropdusted the office
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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