do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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