I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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