that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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