are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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