if i died would you start the facebook group?
and she was petting her beer can
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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