he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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