So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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