Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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