He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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