I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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