you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
