Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
